I'm working on turning this into a rotating quote gallery on the main graveyard page but until I learn javascript I can't do that so here are some recent voices from the beyond.
"Dr. Douglas remarks in frustration on the softness of the brain, comparing its consistency to mayonnaise."
Postmortem, Stefan Timmermans (2006)
"This grave is under arrears. Please contact the management office for debt settlement options."
Message seen on a grave at the Cementerio de San José, Granada, Spain (2024)
"He had also climbed the water tower on the grounds of the mental health facility and threatened to jump but was coaxed down, ironically, with the promise of a McDonald's Happy Meal."
Postmortem, Stefan Timmermans (2006)